Q: Why did the flea fail his exam?
A: He wasn’t up to scratch!
Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside!
Q: What do insects learn at school?
Q: How does a flea get from place to place?
A: By itch-iking!
Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a moth ball!